•  09/16/2024 09:52 PM

It’s giving that scene in AHS where the swamp hippie witch loses the 7 wonders test so she gets stuck in her own personal HE-double-hockey-sticks and it’s a science teacher making her slice open a frog over & over again. That’s what being an overworked, thankless caretaker feels like.

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  •  08/20/2024 03:33 AM

I like pink & I communicate *mostly* through my loud facial expressions. My favorite animal is an otter & I love to read primarily thrillers but true crime & romance (friends to lovers tropes) take turns taking my soul captive. Please tell me about you so I can remember you when I’m 80.

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  •  06/30/2024 10:34 PM

Baddies believe in love.

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